DrupalCon Chicago

So the guys are off to something called DrupalCon(opens in a new window) in Chicago for a few days, leaving me to hold down the fort. Can you believe that? I mean, what is Chicago known for anyway? In my book, it's three things: Meat(opens in a new window), meat(opens in a new window) and more meat(opens in a new window).

Here's a bright idea... howsabout you send the real expert to Chicago, and you guys stay home and type on your fancy-pants computer-dealies and build your little websites and iPhone apps? I'll even drop by your little geek-jamboree(opens in a new window), just to keep things nice and legit for the IRS. I am so out of here when I'm old enough to drive...